The Villany of Nook!

Nook: Timmy, Tommy, you're getting your weekly bread and water, don't waste it
Tommy: No fair
Timmy: Fair!
Nook: SILENCE!
Customer: ...
*Nook throws lamp at wall beside Customer
Nook: I WILL NOT BE DEFIED!

*Customer fires slinghot*
*Nook dodges neatly, wielding a master sword*
*Customer handliy blocks him with a White Katana*

*The battle wages on, meanwhile...*

*Gluiver crash lands on Resseti*
Guliver: I seem to have hit something...
Animal Crosser: THANK YOU!
Guliver: Can I have my ship back?
Animal Crosser: No
*Trips him into hole ship made, covers with dirt and brick*
*Whistles, pretends like nothing happened*