"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"

Edit I need.

This is a story mi amigo y yo are writing on another site. =)

Random wtf humor. Not the Curious George you think you know. XD

RATED PG-13 FOR VIOLENCE, AWKWARD SITUATIONS, BLOOD, GORE, LANGUAGE AND TOTAL WTF SITUATIONS.

If you are offended by any or all of that then please just leave.

I write a chapter and then he writes a chapter. I started. So the first chap is one of mine so you know.

A mysterious vehicle with tinted windows approached a suburban neighborhood in a New York City ghetto.
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“George where are you!? Are you playing with guns again George?” shouted a voice in the house.

A short monkey turned his head away from the King Kong plush that he was hugging endearingly.

“Ook?” said George casually.

A man in a yellow suit with a yellow hat on the top of his head suddenly burst into the living room downstairs and saw his pet monkey, George, playing near the window with a stuffed monkey.

“OH MY GOSH GEORGE!!!” screamed the man as he leapt into the air and shoved George away from the window.

Seconds after the man in the yellow hat had hit the floor with the monkey in his arms bullets began flying through the glass window. A black Mercedes had driven up on the road and stopped in front of their house,
a man’s arm sticking out of the vehicle with an uzi in hand.

“OOOH!!! OOOH!!!” hooted George who was amused at all of the things breaking in the room.

“Quiet George! This is a bad thing!” snarled the usually modest man in the yellow hat.

Suddenly a bullet tore off the head of the Kong plush and stuffing began flying up into the air as bullets whizzed by overhead.

“AAAAGH!!!” shrieked George in dismay.

George began squirming in the man’s arms as he struggled to free himself so that he could save his toy. The man in the yellow hat squeezed him tighter against his chest.
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The bombardment of bullets ended just like it had come, in a heartbeat.

Outside the house the driver of the Mercedes was gunning it down the road as his friends cheered his name while laughing heartily.
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George and the man in the yellow hat stood up and looked outside the window.

George grabbed his beloved King Kong plush and tears formed in his eyes.

“GEORGE! What were you thinking you silly monkey!? You know we live in a bad neighborhood! I promise you don’t have to play in the closet where it’s one hundred percent safe for the rest of your life. We’re going to find a nice house on the other side of town eventually. I just can’t swing it right now on my low salary that I get paid for my work as a museum employee. What have I told you about playing near the windows!?” said
the man sternly as he crossed his arms.

George looked up at the man in the yellow hat and then looked down at the ground ashamed.

“Oh I know you can’t help yourself George. You’re just so bloody curious.” said the man in the yellow hat.

George raised up the Kong plush. “Ook?”

“Heh heh yes I can fix it George don’t worry. He’ll be better than ever.”

George hugged the man in the yellow hat and then scampered off to go forage in the medicine cabinet.

“Silly monkey… He makes it so dang hard to get mad at him…” said the Man in the Yellow Hat.

The door bell suddenly rang and the man in the yellow hat's attention turned to the door.

The man in the yellow hat opened the door and to his surprise saw a shady looking man in a black suit.

“Ted Shackleford?” said the stranger.

“That’s me…” said the man in the yellow hat. “You look kind of intimidating… Like some sort of government agent or something. I demand a lawyer. I ain’t talking.” Ted crossed his arms.

“Don’t worry sir you aren’t in trouble. I just need you to come with me.” said the man in the black suit.

“Oh… Wait I’m not in trouble?” sighed Ted.

“I just said that.” said the stranger quite blankly.

“Still… I’m not coming with you until you tell me what for and who the heck you are.” said the man in the yellow hat.

The man in the black suit raised a brow and took out a badge with the letters “M.I.B” on it. He flashed it at Ted for 0.4 seconds and then put it back up.

“M.I.B?” said Ted. “What the heck is that!?”

“Classified.

“Well what do you need me for!?”

“Also classified.”

“Can I at least know your name!?” shouted Ted getting enraged.

“Technically I don’t exist. But I’m known as Jed, and that’s all you, an everyday citizen, is permitted to know.”

Ted began closing the door but the stranger outside stuck his hand out and blocked it from closing.

“Sir. You don’t have a choice. I’m just asking politely before I have to get rough. Do I need to get rough?”

The man in the yellow hat looked the man in the black suit over. The man had big muscular arms like a gorilla and could probably kill him in a heartbeat.

“No sir...” said Ted nervously.

“Excellent.”

“How long are we going to be gone?” asked Ted.

“As long as our nation needs your services you will be with my people.”

“Uh I have a problem…” said Ted.

“YES…” said the man in the black suit gritting his teeth enraged.

“See my Aunt Velma passed away recently and her funeral service is tomorrow morning at nine am… I got to be back by then.” the man in the yellow hat explained.

“Kid you definitely ain’t going to be back by then. Like I said, your country needs you. Duty calls. Hmm… How did she die anyway?”

“She dropped a bar of Dove soap in the shower and slipped on it… She cracked her skull and was found in a bloodied mess eight days later decomposing in the shower by the neighbors. She lived alone…”

“Hmm… Sorry for your loss. Now get your &*( in my bloody car.” said Jed.

The man in the yellow hat screamed his monkey’s name. “GEORGE!!! We’re leaving. Come on.”

“Who is George?” asked Jed suspiciously.

A monkey scampered up behind the man in the yellow hat and grabbed his hand trustingly.

“Oook.” said George as he looked up at the man in the yellow hat smiling.

“Ready for a new adventure George?” asked the man in the yellow hat.

George jumped up and down excited in response while hooting as only monkeys can.

“A monkey? If he trashes my car I’ll freaking kill you.” growled Jed. “Now get in the red Ferrari by the road.”

“A Ferrari? I thought it was safe to assume you were some sort of government person… If that’s so shouldn’t you be driving some sort of shady looking black car? Possibly even one with antennas on the roof?” said the man in the yellow hat.

“Heck no. I only drive in style citizen. Besides people LOOK FOR mysterious black cars. Nobody expects people in secret agencies to go around in sexy sports cars. Now shut up and get in the friggin car!!!” shouted the angry M.I.B agent.

"Can I drive?" asked Ted Shackleford.

"**** you!" roared Jed cracking his knuckles.

"OK YOU CAN DRIVE!" whimpered the man in the yellow hat.

George and the man in the yellow hat got in the sexy Ferrari. The agent quickly followed them and then drove off away from the man in the yellow hat’s home in the New York City ghetto.

Very random! Hmm, I want to see how this ramps up! So, Simian will make the next chap? Well, I hope he does good!

Very random but funny. I would prifur a lamborgini... XD

spartan 112 wrote:Very random but funny. I would prifur a lamborgini... XD

That was the other car I was considering. A nice shiny silver Lamborghini... @_@ XD

Yeah... *dreams of driving it*