Humorous Mind Boggling Mysteries of a Kirby

If a Kirby ate a Kirby, and the big Kirby ate another Kirby, would the
smaller of the two eaten Kirbies be eaten by the bigger? Lol.

And could the Kirby eat the biggest Kirby from the inside?

Would it suck the biggest Kirby mass into itself turning it into nothingness and thus causing them both to cease to exist? O.o

How many Kirbies can a Kirby eat?

If
a Kirby ate another Kirby and you met the one that devoured the other
and you asked it if Kirbies have a flavor, would it tell you yes?

If yes would the Kirby say something like Cotton Candy, Bubble Gum, Strawberry, or etc/something like tastes like chicken? xD

What
tissue are they made of? Certainly not fat... or much fat seeing as to
how they can do stuff in next question. They're so light they can even
compress their bodies!

Do they contain air sacks inside of them
that allows them to peform amazing recovers in the SSB series and float
to new areas in the Kirby games?

Do they feel like playdoh?

Would they giggle like the pillsbury doughboy if poked to find out? =O XD XD

Are
Kirbies SO flexible that they can slide under doors if they flatten
themselves enough? Or change to different shapes *non power gaining,
just basic shapes* if they feel like it without eating?

How much space is inside a Kirby?

Is it like cartoons where it's much much bigger than you see on the outside? O.o xD

Do Kirbies kill for power? Or for food competition? Lol.

If
a Kirby went rogue and went on a killing spree, would it use it's uber
cuteness to it's advantage? Lull it's victims into a false sense of
security? And then GULP. =O xD

If a Kirby found a Maxim Tomato
would it secretly hide it and put it in it's hoard to eat because they
are so treasured by the Kirbies and it may want it to itself? xD

Why
are Kirbies nudists who enjoy walking around in only shoes in public
even while defeating evil and killing people like Mario and Link? xD
*Kirbies pwn though seriously. I main him! xD *

Do Kirbies watch food network and have exquisite palates thus inspiring them to be culinarily gifted?

Will these questions ever be answered? The world may never know!

Discuss please.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Kirby!

Cyclone wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Kirby!

Lol. XD I wonder if they're chewy. :/ XD

Most likely they would taste like rubber.

Cyclone wrote:Most likely they would taste like rubber.

Yeah. What do you think would taste best? The arms? XP

They would be more meat in the body though. It would most likely be to greasy anyway. This is getting quite disturbing!

Lol greasy kirby meat. XPPPP

What meat? It is all puff and no buff!

Hey. He comes boneless at least. XP!!!

Lets Hope!

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LOL! That was funny!